APPLE INTRODUCES REVOLUTIONARY NEW LAPTOP WITH NO KEYBOARD

25 Responses to “APPLE INTRODUCES REVOLUTIONARY NEW LAPTOP WITH NO KEYBOARD”

1. hanxu1234 on July 9th, 2009 3:36 am
   

   Ever heard of the Onion?
2. seoulc on July 9th, 2009 3:38 am
   

   Epic fail? Dude this shit isn’t real???

   In the words of the great old dead fuck George Carlin….”WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU PEOPLE!”
3. dmh200 on July 9th, 2009 4:15 am
   

   omg wtf is this ?!?!?!
4. spacemonkeys0681 on July 9th, 2009 4:33 am
   

   areyoulikeanapplesalesman?
5. Rmazer555 on July 9th, 2009 5:07 am
   

   the sudoku killer will kill either 1, 4, or 9 victims next.
6. crackowacko87 on July 9th, 2009 7:31 am
   

   talk about being simple…this is stupid!
7. crackowacko87 on July 9th, 2009 7:33 am
   

   revolutionary my ass…this is more of a leap backward than a leap forward
8. crackowacko87 on July 9th, 2009 7:33 am
   

   revolutionary my A S S
9. Waffles91 on July 9th, 2009 7:36 am
   

   This really seems like something apple would come out with.
10. CAPTAINDEGENERATIONX on July 9th, 2009 7:37 am
    

    bullshitt!!!!!!!!!!!! u r gonna wate more time trying to find the word to write somenthing
11. kick4eva on July 9th, 2009 8:19 am
    

    I cant believe ppl think dat this is real!!

    i mean ONN…Onion News!! LMAO!!!!
    seriously u cant be dat slow too not realise dat this is a parody!
12. KillerRacoon on July 9th, 2009 8:43 am
    

    lol i love this
13. KIDTRACKz on July 9th, 2009 9:40 am
    

    “a few hundred clicks away” haha
14. judemcg on July 9th, 2009 9:59 am
    

    Yeah, that mad me laugh to. LOL
15. nicksalright on July 9th, 2009 10:29 am
    

    lol it’s absolutely ridiculous how much people don’t get that Onion News videos are jokes
16. tarystal on July 9th, 2009 6:39 pm
    

    wtf thatd take forever to type somethig
17. bugramps on July 9th, 2009 6:51 pm
    

    LOL! I don’t know what is funnier. The parody or how many people fell for it. WOW! How could you not realize it was a joke. At the very least at the end when the anchor says “…in the business world where people use their computers to get work done, and not just for dicking around.” Come on people! You embarrass yourselves!
18. girafeOsniper on July 9th, 2009 6:56 pm
    

    this is a terible idea it will take forever to type something and is virtually indestructable unless dropped, well then thats how people will break theres
19. narsisomendosa on July 9th, 2009 7:45 pm
    

    this is really gay i prefer my old keyboard
20. brandondavid60901 on July 9th, 2009 7:47 pm
    

    its fake
21. Johniswaytoocool on July 9th, 2009 8:15 pm
    

    lol you guys know that onion news network is fake right? lol I’m amazed at how many people actually believe this lol
    and in the sentence predicters:
    “the abortion went well” lol
22. o0obrado0o on July 9th, 2009 8:19 pm
    

    LOL, “virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit”
23. mazinais31 on July 9th, 2009 8:44 pm
    

    wtf is up with everybody – everything has to be simple – f*** no!!! simple sucks, i want menus and buttons n s***
24. ALEXISCONTRERAS93 on July 9th, 2009 9:08 pm
    

    …lol
25. pennymobile on July 9th, 2009 9:30 pm
    

    haha that would take forever to write a report

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